Nitori Kawashiro: This is not good, Patchy! This is not good! The Last Angry Geek is dead, and now Cinema Snob has been fully corrupted, and he is a servant of the Executor! What are we gonna do? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Patchouli Knowledge: Nitori, calm down! Fist of all, it's too early to tell if Cinema Snob has been fully corrupted. I know the Snob. He may be an asshole, he may love gory horror movies, but he would never betray his friends! I'm pretty sure his better nature will shine throught in the end!
Marisa Kirisame: That's the spirit! Love and compassion will always shine through! That's what separates us from the Omega!
Patchouli Knowledge: Second of all, things aren't as bad as they seem! After all, Nostalgia Critic and his crew know all about the Executor and his plans, and they know about the Plot Hole, so they will have this situation fixed in no time flat!
Marisa Kirisame: So much trouble over a hole...in my experience, holes only transport you to magical places, just like mirrors do...
Patchouli Knowledge: Marisa, shut up!
Marisa Kirisame: How many times do I have to tell you? I am not Marisa, I am Alice!
Nitori Kawashiro: Incoming message from Comicron One!
Patchouli Knowledge: On screen!
*Linkara's image appears in the computer screen in Nitori's lab*
Patchouli Knowledge: Linkara! Man, you are a sight for sore eyes!
Linkara: It's also nice to see you, Patchouli! I just wanted to tell you that I escaped from Mechakara's prison and I'm on my way to help Nostalgia Critic and the rest of the reviewers!
*Patchouli turns towards Nitori*
Patchouli Knowledge: You see? I told you the situation was under control!
Marisa Kirisame: Linkara, do you want me to send you some help? I have several "Eat Me" cakes you can use to defeat the Executor, or perhaps I can call the Cheshire Cat to come over and help you, or perhaps I can ask Dinah if she knows a way to-
Linkara: What's the deal with Marisa?
Patchouli Knowledge: Her brain got scrambled after it got in contact with one of the cosmic souls released from Spoony, and now she thinks she's Alice from "Alice in Wonderland". Don't worry, it'll pass.
Linkara: In any case, Margaret is ready for action, I have my Power Coin and my Zeonizer and my Turbo Morpher, and Nimue is now back online and fully operational so you keep calm and remain there in Gensyoko, I will see that everything turns out OK in the end! Linkara, out.
*Linkara's image fades from the computer screen*
Nitori Kawashiro: Man, what a great guy! You know that he's my idol, right?
Marisa Kirisame: I do wonder, who was that charming fellow? He had a nice hat, thought!
Don't know why. But with Patchouli, i see always the most "Yuri-Story's" of Touhou in the Internet which can easily go over into complete Hentai-Scenes - especially with Marisa or the other Girl's from the Scarlet Devil Manson. xD
Someone knows what is s~ooo attractive about her as the cute Bookworm she is?